special talents: eating while watching hannibal
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”
the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”
can the science side of tumblr please explain this
mitt romney is furious to find out that his my-little-pony-itis has progressed to its final stages. he doesn’t have much time left. now he’ll never be president.
thanks science side of tumblr
I LOVE when straight men say gay men can’t handle being in locker rooms with them because
1) at some point in your life you have been in a locker room with a gay man and not known it and
2) it’s hinged on the incorrect belief that gay/bi men are just like straight men who happen to like men but queer men have, for the most part, been shaped by completely different experiences that have taught us when it’s appropriate to express our sexuality.