Hello amigos! My name is Samantha, I'm 17, and American. Feel free to ask me anything!


Shout out to all the people who can’t dress in clothes they want because stores don’t cater to their size or gender, making shopping a miserable and emotionally draining experience.

(via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)




british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)


[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

(via selfiecentered)


friday .. my second favorite f word .. first is food

(via sometimelow)

    My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.