Hello amigos! My name is Samantha, I'm 17, and American. Feel free to ask me anything!

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Shout out to all the people who can’t dress in clothes they want because stores don’t cater to their size or gender, making shopping a miserable and emotionally draining experience.

(via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

(via selfiecentered)

intensional:

friday .. my second favorite f word .. first is food

(via sometimelow)

    My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.